that’s illegal

Man, they watch the lower bowl at Chase center like hawks.

and thunder fans want to spend like a billion on a new stadium they can’t fill

Sir that’s theft of services

At blazers arena they’re prissy about it

I’m reporting you to the police

Just called Adam Silver, sent him this video and told him where you’re sitting. He said you will be incurring the wrath of his entire home-planet fleet of Lizardia-179786 x and they will do everything in their power to wipe your existence off the face of this planet.

There is absolutely no perks about living in Oklahoma