John Deere™ Tractor Beam
No you can’t repair it on your own - you have to bring it to a licensed repair shop.
When they’re broken, it’s easier to just fire them out as projectiles.
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And there is only one repair shop per quadrant.
Nothing beams like a Deere
It’s perfect!
I’ve wanted to see someone make this since the first time I heard “engage the tractor beam”.
Of course, I was probably like 5. Then again, my humor hasn’t progressed that much since then anyway.
I finally got your letter in the mail. It just took forever for the post office to discern your 5 y/o handwriting.
This could be a Mel Brooks plotline.
Would feel right at home in Spaceballs. Has similar energy to “jamming the radar”.
It took me a good minute. Got a real good laugh!!
This is why I prefer physical buttons over touchscreens in my starships. Happens all the time.
And don’t get me started on voice commands.
Well, loud-voice-only password entry is probably the best invention on all of those series.
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Indeed.
Ahahhahahaa this is so silly, I love it
This is beautiful … this is what Risa is all about
Is beautiful! You scratched an itch I didn’t even know I had.
“Too strong, Mr. Data, use the Kubota B5100 setting”
Anyone else have Ukrainian farmers come to mind?
Not that I’m suggesting mixing in a political war meme here, but that’s what popped up first for me.
Yea boi
I love it!
Well, they can’t all be winners, but I still enjoyed it.
I unfortunately can’t change who I am.
Nothing unfortunate about it.
You. We like you.
Warp 9 to Planet Kubota, there are ripe right-to-repair maidens to be rescued!
Fun fact I heard from an employee a year or so ago.
When contractors for John Deere are hired to become full JD employees they call the process “getting a green card” on account of the new ID badge’s color.
Technically correct
We’ve gone back in time to season 2!
