I’m dead at the moment. Haven’t been for too long but I’m already bored. There’s nothing here in my void except a pair of weathered sandals the previous tenant left and a typewriter. I used to do pull-ups on the sandal’s straps for a few weeks, so now I’m able to type. X There is no return from this void, they take this quite literally with the no-return-thing, there isn’t even a return button on the typewriter that’s why I’m using an X (formerly Twitter) to indicate new paragraphs. X My father is dead too, I accidentally killed him with