The less you know
The less you have to do!
The less you know
The less you have to do!


How are you gonna protect your face from bees if you remove them or put them to the side? And why ain’t the ear straps adjustable!
It’s the only water I drink. At most, I drink two or three bottles of water a year but I drink about 6 big cups of coffee a day so there’s my only water intake.
So you’re gonna be up in everybody’s business sniffing out crime!


Yea but you’re still hungry for another car an hour later!


But I only go left. And no I don’t mean nascar left!


I’d have to go all the way back to my brother. The stupid sumbitch voted for trump!


I wouldn’t vote for a republican even for a dog shit picker upper position!


I’m glad I’m retired. Now I can die of something else!
Listen, I was raised on the banana scale so all this talk is foreign to me!


Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!


M orons
A re
G overning
A merica!


Pretty sure that’s what I had at the seafood buffet yesterday!


The sonsabitches ain’t pragmatically using their intended use of time that’s for sure!
I’ll bet the ones with legs are even harder to catch!


I know we got a right to bear arms but we shouldn’t have the right to bear dicks!
Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job.
Edit: when you think about it though, do you really want a couple of clams in charge of guarding your titties?
Dark side and Wish you were Here were always my main albums growing up but in my older years I listen to Echoes (Live at Pompeii) almost daily. It’s my daily zen song.
Still nothing but right trash!