Prompted, not perused

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

After the Earth is engulfed by the sun: well, no point doing it now, lucky I didn’t waste my time on it.

Yep that’s the joke, although I should probably have made it more obvious given that it’s the internet and there are real people who probably post this sort of stuff sincerely.

Haha science takes more faith to believe in than my religion.

• Sent from my iPhone

/s

A little unambitious for the omnipotent creator of the universe I would say. I’d have at least gone for a four day week if I were God, maybe even said something against slavery if I was feeling especially benevolent.

God could only manage one day a week, unions got two.

Calories in calories out is one of those things that’s technically true but useless. Fast food is designed to be morish and addictive and is very calorie dense as others have said. So technically 3000 calories is 3000 calories no matter where it comes from but if you’re actually interested in your health and losing weight the specific food you eat is going to make a huge difference to your ability to actually succeed long term.

But yeah, calories in calories out. That doesn’t mean all food is the same.

I’d recommend Into the Night if you’re interested in a show exploring the reverse concept. No idea about the scientific possibility though.

Thank God you commented or I would have thought this was real.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

A journalist who had a stroke and got locked in syndrome wrote a memoir about his life before and after. He had to dictate it by blinking his left eye. This is the film adaptation of the memoir.

It’s got what nonnas crave.

Never forget the treason for the season.

Doesn’t matter that you can try the game for free several times a year either. Stop having fun! Grrrrr!

/s

That’s some low self esteem shit, I hope you get better.

The off button

no u

I keep mine dumb as bricks. Three days a week (usually), every day exactly the same full body workout. All exercises I do 3 sets and keep within 5 to 10 reps, when I do 10 reps successfully for all three sets, I increment the weight in the next session. My program is:

• Back squats
• Bench press
• Deadlift
• Seated dumbbell overhead press
• One handed dumbbell rows
• Dumbbell bicep curls
• Lateral raises
• Lat pulldowns

I also ruck for cardio.

Good luck with your training! Hope you have fun and see the results you’re looking for.

Hmm… sounds an awful lot like gender affirming care