Oh well that’s alright then.

/sarcasm

Just adding that I’m a current large supermarket employee, and customers who treat us like human beings are so incredibly rare that, when I come across one, I will go up against the gods themselves to get you what you want.

Based on your instance I’m pretty sure you’ve never been here.

Yep, this is one of those meetings, except the “doc” is an admin’s e-mail address, and we don’t find out what’s on the agenda until we turn up.

I suspect it’s job security for the admin, and it’s half an hour a week I don’t have to break down pallets, so I’m ok with it.

It’s like giving equal voice to NASA, and to Barry who thinks the sky is a carpet painted by a god.

“This whole International Space Station idea is patently ridiculous, what’re they gonna do, hang it from the carpet?”

(with apologies to Dara O Briain)

Sex with consenting people you hate can be fun too if you’re into that~

I don’t think so. Surely a friendship is a two-way street, does AI even have the ability to form a friendship?

Joke answer: You should be very careful and only trust the Russian women less than half your age. Nobody would ever impersonate a barely-legal Russian woman in this economy. Send her an Apple gift card and see what she does with it, just to make sure.

Serious answer: You have to remember that these apps want you to stay on them. They’re dis-incentivised from making a good match for you. The chance isn’t zero because they need the occasional success story to keep people hopeful, but I wouldn’t suggest getting too invested in them. Go and sign up for an activity you might enjoy, there might be other people there you could make friends with.

rm doesn’t work on NixOS?

Then how do you do rm -rf / --no-preserve-root?

Nano’s key combos are acceptable. Source: I accept them.

Am I still under surveillance

Yes.

Then all the sysadmins transitioned :3 /j

I know! I didn’t either! :(

When do mine arrive? :(

The FBI can ask as many questions as they like. They’re over there, and I’m over here.

Tim Hortons, the misspelt supermarket, a local chandler, and Tim Hortons again? /j

Yup, this is my plan too

How does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it?

Forcefully. /j

If I pay cash, does that make me nonbinary?

What is wrong with straight people? Are they okay?

!are_the_straights_ok@lemmy.blahaj.zone