Do Republicants spend any of their waking hours not fretting and obsessing over the genitalia of strangers?

Have you tried prayer?

How’d that go?

Same as it ever was

How about a dump truck?

What is best in life?

Bangs!

In similarly important news, my cat, High Space Admiral Peaches, has renamed her litter box ‘Donald J Trunt’.

Of all the things that never happened that never happened the most.