

Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut.
Real close to the shoulders, like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.


Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut.
Real close to the shoulders, like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?


We don’t want Kanye. GWAR is worth at least both Bad Brains and Living Color. Send Kanye to the Amish so he doesn’t have an Internet connection.


It’s a reference to a poll. In a poll of MAGA supporters 100% of them supported Trump. In other news 100% of flat earthers believe in a flat earth.


I wish we had made the decision to drop Facts of Life earlier those last two seasons are painful.


We watched all but the last season or two of Andy Griffith during covid. Once Barney left we left.
A drawing I did a little while ago.



A wooden stool? Ooooh, a wooden stool. That was really weird for a moment.
I wonder what the smallest squirt bottle you can get is.
There is a difference between enjoying a smoke and being a rude idiot that is inconsiderate of others.
I was watching the movie 3 Iron. The guy steps on a scale and it says he is 65 kg. I start yelling at the movie because that guy is clearly 85 kg. He gets off the scale, takes it apart, puts it back together and gets back on it. 85 kg.
That was the moment I read I had completely mastered metric weights.
Check your privilege. Vampires can’t do this.
Cigarettes are all about maximizing quality of life over quantity of life.


Second sock syndrome is real. Sometimes it helps to knit both at the same time.


When it gets warm enough to turn on the heater each year I start getting a craving for knitting. Scarf, hat, gloves, rarely socks.
The results are definitely buy it for life. The materials cost for good fiber is insane though. These days it’s all salvage or gifted fiber because I’m not paying for it anymore.


Seems like there should be a third exception. For those occasions where the article is about LLM generated text. They should be able to quote it when it’s appropriate for an article.


When I started at one company I put together a text file with all the different sources of info I found in training. By the end of training I had turned it into an HTML file. Years later we got bought out. Support from corporate disappeared on legacy customs who hadn’t moved over to new stuff.
A coworker tapped me on the shoulder “If I were to make a local network web server on one of these computers could I upload your help system to it for everyone to use?”
Next thing you know I’m the default source for all information on every system that has ever existed. Prior to that everyone knew that I had it all in my brain but only a handful of people knew that I also had it all in HTML.
TL;DR I built a pirate help desk knowledge base.
Keep all of those. And Diamond. How about Jimi Hendrix and Little Richard. I thought about Tina Turner but I’m pretty sure she was covered in a previous draft.