I mean, I’m not qualified to diagnose someone else with an ASD, I’m just gonna say that it sounds a little weird but hey we like weird here.

I think so? Like I said, horrible with names

This one

Yeah, there’s a website somewhere tracking and doxxing them all. Nearest one J6er is 45 minutes away, but I have a redhat around the corner.

Oh you’ve met Lorne

That’s how they have been used, yes, but if you want to use them you are not limited that way.

Just like that is how I presume my message is going to be prejudged if I use wojacks.

I also like the term “nonverbal markers”

I’m sure there’s a real English linguistics term but in sign language we use the term nonmanual markers (nonmanual like non-hand-al)

Just drink more coffee. If that doesn’t keep you regular call me in the morning

Huh?

Disregarded. Op should be ashamed, impugning a cow’s dignity like that. I bet that cow never ran drugs in its life

It’s not the crime against nature we’re admiring, it’s the dedication and any sufficient amount of dedication worth admiring is rare to find nowadays.

Just FYI, in statesia a juror has the right to cast their vote for whatever reason they deem. It can be as petty as not liking the defendant’s shoes. You can vote not guilty because you think the law is stupid or the charges were brought improperly (this is called jury nullification). Just, judges don’t like when you do that, so don’t tell when you’re doing jury nullification. Just vote.

The fuck. When you accept high office, you forfeit personal capacity for the duration of said office. It comes with the privilege of serving country.

Can you ask them where I can get some Tang?

That’s right, dead tired of not going to Itchy and Scratchy Land

Uh, how many hues do you need in your rainbow because I found just the right gal for you except her rainbow is all red and made of blood. She’s farting blood.

The shampoo promised tho

Yeah I got a shovel thank you

I used to go to church at this cult and people are weird. There was this kid there (he’s okay now but like, we all grow up a little twisted) who was always making jokes about putting peanut butter on his nethers and having his dog lick it off. One day someone must have reported the jokes and that was the last time (thank gods) we heard them, despite months of telling him that was fucked up.

That’s why I have the kickflip-gibson function included in most of my publications. It notes the correlations (usually positive) between coolness l the quantity of kickflips, and quality of the air guitar solos you have during said kickflip. And the graph looks like Howard the Duck’s duck girlfriend’s bobs.