Ben Hur Horse Race

thank you i needed a chuckle

oh do not underestimate my ability to complain about the deserved consequences of my bullshit

it effects the entire world pal, just cause its not visibly right outside your front door doesnt mean youre above it

also, being smug is a shitty look

i wish you were wrong so fuckin bad :(

im with you.

i wont ever type /s! a thousand times no

baaack in my day everything was a fucking joke on the internet. now, if someone doesnt write /s everyone’s like DUDE come ON I can’t believe you’d be so naive!!!

its probably only a matter of time before that scourge arrives in our little internet hovel. most likely already happening.

100% rock solid indisputable classic

thats right

yes because there would be billions of people who would be willing to lift my drink to my lips for a sip and and help me dress etc

its nearly certainly AI that drew the cartridge flying with a white male hand touching it

I actually kind of cant believe how white that cast is man… i know it was a long time ago but holy shit

i guess I really need to start doing the /s thang here :(

hello friend, the pan doesnt kill you. there is no PFOA in the pan you buy and is used to cook the food you buy in a restaurant, which you’ve done hundreds and hundreds of times. its the production of the material on the pan that produces the anti-life compounds.

we don’t get cancer from using nonstick pans, we get cancer from the PFOA in the groundwater that was made during the production process.

it takes literally a minute of googling, but thank you for the condescending message, couldn’t have lived without it

this is a textbook slam. no other word would be as accurate

really?

i mean… there was a study recently released about adderall (featured in the NYTimes, everywhere really) that shows they dont do a fuckin thing after the first while (cant remember how long, but less than 2 years).

the study also showed that people dont actually get better at staying focused on something, but they enjoy things more which makes them more likely to try to do the thing. there is another term for that phenomenon: “being high”.

but bro if youre taking an upper and falling asleep your brain has made adjustments to expect the constant presence of this stuff and be in equilibrium while theyre in the system.

of course, if you stop abruptly you’ll be in hell for a few months

im sure you know all this and im not trying to come off like im giving you a lecture… i just worry when i hear someone say they do a drug every single day, first thing

he’s a nigiri, not sashimi though.

im sorry I am a little dark rain cloud. I will leave now.

you are so much smarter than everyone else

god damn son

more slamming!