I might consider it, whats the Khan’s stance on sodomy?

(You forgot to rule it)

I think the joke is “You should restrain your emotions when you’re miserable. Otherwise you’re weird, whiny and annoying.”

These comics do have a punch, its just that its pointed at a different direction that you (and me) would probably find agreeable.

I agree, and I hate it for us

is this what hornyposting is for pastors

Depilation cream is a good option. Its easy to use and it lasts for about 8-9 days for me. Just make sure to get the sensitive version, it has a weaker concentration of active ingredient. Using the legs\arms-one on private parts can cause a rash.

(if someone tells me it causes cancer or made out of baby seals I will be very, very sad 🫥)

when chatbots overtake pornography 🫩

I looked it up (was interested what has replaced it), am I looking at the wrong table?

wikipedia’s list of most visited websites

have you heard about spiritual nourishment

this is really stupid, but have you considered that the rotational speed of the earth at the equator is like 400 meters per second? How tf are we not flying into space under those speeds?? The answer is obviously that the center of rotation is ABOVE us (that’s right baby hollow earth is back) we’re inside rotating globe OH AND BTW that’s how gravity works, thank me later physicists.

I’m glad :) Helped me see a clearer picture too, one of the best explanations of the foundational myth of fascism imo

(it’s also on youtube for the nebulless)

the third one is not so bad if you’re… uhh… a tardigrade?

How dare you, Greg would never abandon his child because he was adopted.

No, he’s going to do it because he harbors deep resentment for what he became, what he could’ve been. Any time someone perceives him feels like a metaphorical slap across his face, not unlike the real physical one he in his wrathful impotence inflicted onto Laura.

Greg needs therapy, but he’s only getting it later in his 50s because I enjoy imagining pathetic people. It’s very normal do not think into it.

If I’d be stuck doing this, I’d start writing personalities for the alts.

This Xiaomi 10s is Greg, his wife Lauren (Pixel 3a) left him because he slapped her eleven years into their marriage. He begged her to come back, but Lauren is too afraid to end up like her friend Emy (Galaxy with flickering screen), to get caught up in the cycle of “leave-forgive”. The ladies are meeting on Friday, posting similar pictures of wine glasses into their feeds.

Greg sees his son twice a month (an iphone, the small one they stopped making awhile ago). Lately he can’t seem to get rid of the thought that he’s not doing it because he wants to, but because “that’s what fathers do”. The next visit will be his last, he’ll switch to sending cards and racist tweets about Mamdani.

(about german supporters of nazism) The other nine, decent, hard-working, ordinarily intelligent and honest men, did not know before 1933 that Nazism was evil. They did not know between 1933 and 1945 that it was evil. And they do not know it now. None of them ever knew, or now knows, Nazism as we knew and know it; and they lived under it, served it, and, indeed, made it.

2015, huh. He was ahead of his time.

I’m racking my brain, trying to find a worse phrase in the English language than “authentic interaction”.

There’s “blood and soil” (but its mostly german) and I think that’s it?

yes

there was another crypto kidnapping (also in russia) a few years ago, they tortured him and got all his apes. DeFi, kinda scary

libertarianism is about how the government should f off (appealing if you’re already rich)

fascism is about how all power should be vested in a single person who leads everyone towards the will of the nation (appealing if you’re stupid and a bit of a romantic)

admittedly today’s “libertarians” are often in name only

(inhales in bill maher)

See this is what’s wrong with leftists these days. They got too radicalized by their tumblr polycule echo chambers to understand that living in REAL WORLD requires COMPROMISES. I fully support orphans rights to stay on this god’s green earth. But I’m also an adult, I understand how some people think we would’ve been better without them. I mean, this whole dilemma could’ve been avoided if everyone had at least one parent, is this really too high of a bar for today’s youths to not be tiny parasite bastards? What I’m JOKING is it ILLEGAL to joke nowadays? Are you going to run to your central committee throuple to CANCEL me?

Anyway I think mars is a good middle ground

I wanna know how much time each panel took