The reason you don’t know what you want is because you already have everything you need.

It’s like a pet ballsack

The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.

‘Curse you Eli Whitney!’

• Anon maybe idk

Nope, but I did go to school with a kid whos dad worked at Nintendo.

I think this is it man.

Keep sniffing your own farts bro👍

Jesus fucking christ calm down you lunatic

Driving at the speed limit is not ‘playing chicken’

If you drive normally I’ll let you pass. But if you’re up in my ass flashing highbeams when I’m still overtaking? Grab a snack buddy cause we’re going nowhere and we’re not going there fast either.

Edit: Some salty fucks in here dogpiling a silly comment on the internets. Sure is reddit in here

Hey remember that tried and true universal plug-in that literally works on everything and everybody loves? Lets not have that anymore.

Sega does what Nintendon’t.

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We don’t speak of the afflicted ones.

‘I have an iPhone’

Or conversely: ‘I don’t have an iPhone’

Nobody cares what brand of rectangle you use.

WHARRGARBL

Could be Avril Lavigne as well.

Haha turbine go brr

I call counterfeit and homoerotic.

A big fat giant turtle, man.