That’s not the emotions I wanted to feel right now.

Always wanted to refurbish one and rig it to dispense magic the gathering decks.

Fun fact, he proposed to his wife witha custom magic card that he slipped into the deck.

Honestly yeah, that feels pretty on point.

Nither of those really contribute to the story in any meaningful way, so in hoping that casting woman as a lead is a good sign.

Your team is the porygon line and a shiny dito with mimic, metronome, substitute, and reflect.

Pc visiting your gym move half speed because of all the spiderwebs you keep running into.

That’s fucked, your reward for beating the cosmic horror gym is to get put in a world where all the exciting and magical things you base your life on only exist as fiction? That’s awful!

Literally the same exact thing you said, but with actual ghost types wearing low effort ghost costumes.

We’re watching the whole original series as a family and we’re partway through orange islands, ghosts have appeared 3 time so far. Maidens peak has ghastly straight up trolling horny men during an annual festival. Second has all 3 living their best lives in a haunted tower and dicking around with people that try to enter. 2.5 is a continuation of that and I don’t count it as a stand alone, but haunter goes with ash to become the personal jester for a Sabrina. 3 has ghastly and haunter raising a ghost ship to return their dead master’s property, despite being ghosts on a ghost ship, they’re running around with bedsheets on pretending to be ghosts. What do they do when togepi gets lost on the ship? Take it to their comfortable cabin and play baby games with it because ghosts aren’t here to scare you, they’re here to have fun pretending to be ghosts.

Carnival style haunted house, but all of the really dumb pop up ghosts and animatronics are actually my ghost Pokemon lulling you into a false sense of security before scaring the shit out of you. If they think you got what it takes, your cart diverts down an underground rollercoaster to my secret crypt style arena under the spook-house. After the battle, the cart looks like you’re going to take another roller coaster out, but it diverts at the last minute, take a low 30ft roll and ends at a gift shop where ghastly sells you “I survived the spook house and all I got was this shirt” t-shirts and you take a short elevator ride to the exit which is literally right next to the entrance.

That’s actually the problem we need to address. The right has a fucking amazing branding campaign. They’re the right in a culture that only recently stopped publishing left handedness. It’s literally a synonym for correct. Pro-life comes packaged with the implication that if you’re against it you’re against life and that’s pretty evil. Pro 2nd amendment, don’t agree means you’re against the divinely guided creators of our nation. Conservative, a great descriptor because it means you aren’t going to take wild chances and gamble with your people.

Left, progress, pro-choice, liberal, woke, Marxist, anarchist, socialist, none of those have a locked in brand. They’re all abstracts that aren’t digestable by the lowest common denominator. I have a ton of Marxist beliefs but fuck all if I’m going to waste my day reading the literature. What the fuck does liberal even mean in politics? I only use the word when I’m talking about adding a reckless amount of chocolate chips to a recipe. Pro-choice is close, but what choice? What does choice have to do with life? If pro choice is anti life then that means you’re pro suicide right? Not being funny, I’ve genuinely been asked that exact question.

We need a better branding game and to stop beating people for not being smarter than us.

I have a theory about that, but I don’t have anything outside of personal experience to back it up. I hit puberty after the adoption of the digital age but before the advent of smart phones. As such, I don’t know a single person who wasn’t sending nudes all through high school. Most of us started young.

Pair that with the info that basically every single powerful person either is or isn’t against being friends with pedophiles, the rampant data harvesting that companies have been doing for decades, and the fact that ai is trained on that data in bulk and scraping the internet, all of a sudden it seems like there’s probably a lot more csam in the hands of these businesses than there ever was in any of the places they demonized. There’s a good chance yours and mine are in that pile.

I’m slowly working to replace all the terminal commands on Ubuntu with emoji combos. It’s the first time I’ve been able to remember most of the commands I use regularly. It’s entirely because I started calling systemctl “system cattle” and now “💻🐄”

I just wish I had a good emoji keyboard to use on my pc. Then I’d really get into it.

The lady in front is asking if it’s really a good idea to be roofing in this weather. The guy doesn’t want to pay for for a contractor, hense the hammer.

Was a subscriber to game/film/food/fashion theory since Matpap was single nerd recording in a closet. When I moved to watching on pipe pipe I didn’t add them to my list. I’m not a fan of indi horror chucky cheese lore, there’s no fan theory stuff at this point, and they just got too big for their genre.

Binging with Babish used to be an automatic suggestion to anyone looking to cook more. I loved that he made it accessible, fun, and owned his mistakes. It made it feel like I could do it too and that’s why I can now. Now it’s all rich white boi vlogs and guest cooks. I’ll pass.

Doesn’t matter if he never posts another video, I’m never going to unsubscribe from shoddycast. Austin is the only parasocial bond I will allow myself and I miss his content.

In the aughts, my first introduction to bondage was an unlabeled dvd I found on the side of the road.

Wasn’t even the first time I’d found porn that way.

Just because you can’t lift the couch doesn’t mean you can’t help. Someone has to pick up the beer, someone has to drive the truck. Someone needs to hold the doors while they carry it in, someone needs to know a guy who can help, the list of things goes on for miles.

Yeah, I’m done with superheros that aren’t animated but this is a plot I can get behind.

Honestly, this goon is one of my favorite internet folks. I’m gonna miss him when he retires like the last generation did…

This is exactly what I needed to feel lately, thank you.