Wait … where the fuck is the shifter in that car?

Tom’s should be able to crunch the numbers themselves. “Scientist says” should be reserved for things with a confidence interval.

We usually toss them something if we see any while driving home with food at this point.

That “while” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Still, this is where my brain went.

Stated briefly: Kurzgesagt isn’t what it once was.

At least you didn’t put hundreds of accumulators in a box while you were waiting?

I played Doctor totally wrong in the dorms, it seems.

That dovetails nicely with the mental state of an undergrad. In my case, I did actually know everything back then.

Inflation makes it easy! I’d be curious what the stats look like in terms of raw butts in seats.

At least they didn’t first hear about it in someone else’s sociology class?

“Shit. That’s more single-family homes than I can own now.”

He always looked so laid back.

I heard he was retired and living like a king in Patagonia.

Is 2006 coming back? I’d prefer that, but MySpace as it existed then wouldn’t land the same way now.

I have a hard time equating “the LLM did what we told it” with “hacking.” But hey, let’s throw “escaped containment” in just to make it Serious™.

Always my goal.

The fact that “agrees to” was even part of the process tells you pretty much the whole thing.

Perhaps you can explain the connection between this AP story and the unrelated drug bust in Colorado as the link.

The TV bit is as flaccid as one expects from local news. Just standard “today’s reason to be afraid” fare … like, if you’re going to bring up the multiple moving violations that led to the drug dog, maybe list them.

Cats excel at this. I’m not sure I could pull it off at work.

Where I have to go …

Because a cat adopted me. Again.

Gold would disagree. That’s not a full forex explanation of everything, but about the time gold hit $5,000/troy ounce, selling my inheritance at $285/oz in the '90s for a ski vacation started to look short-sighted.

There’s also been a good job stateside of hiding the fact that the dollar has gotten weaker for decades. Some of the cost of an imported cheese can be tariffs, but when the dollar loses 50% of its value against the Swiss franc, Appenzeller is going to become more expensive.