Cleetus’s great-great-grand-pappy fought at the Battle of Blair Mountain

This assumes I desire friends.

“Ancient aliens” would definitely win me a game of Don’t Get Me Started. And I’d get started with how it’s all Carl Sagan’s fault.

And I’m so conflicted because Stargate is one of my favorite franchises and is completely based on that racist bullshit. As is Battlestar Galactica. And Pumaman. And probably a lot of Star Trek episodes. Including the really racist one where Space Africa tried to buy Tasha Yar.

BTW if you like that stuff check out Miniminuteman or Decoding the Unknown on YT. They’re totally googledebonkers.

(And also, don’t get me started on Paul Bennewitz.)

There’s too goddamn many North American primates if you ask me.

And it’s not that he’s working class but that he very clearly had some kind of mental illness based on my interactions with him, which cast doubt on every other “expert” these shows had on. I had personal experience with this guy and knew he wasn’t a reliable person.

And that doubt was verified when I looked up where those other supposed experts got their alleged degrees.

This assumes friends.

Scott Perry very much does not work for me

I bet they’re also at least a little afraid of getting harassed by LEOs because they’re not “pro-police” enough.

Cold and dry is uncomfortable. Cold and wet is dead.

Maybe for the same reason that the Nordic countries are ranked as the happiest

I used to be big into the woo woo conspiracy theory stuff thanks to shows on cable networks. So much so my uncle bought me the Time-Life books series about stuff like Sasquatch and ufos.

What snapped me out of it was a show about ley lines and how they hold power and mystery. They had on an international expert on ley lines who was… my school bus driver.

Almost 30 years later he’s still driving a bus, and will tell anyone who asks about his five minutes of fame.

But if those lines held that kind of power I think he’d have retired by now.

Then vote for them anyway when they win.

To be fair a lot of people did. Even the Succulent Chinese Meal guy.

Yeah we should focus on something real like how Bowie had a good opinion of the National Front in the 70s

Eppstein Foils are the folks who made the foil for the Mythbuster’s lead balloon.

What a stupid game.

Imagine what it feels like to love small cars as a USerican.

I got ahold of a European car mag back in college and it was like porn.

It’s better than literally every electric car in the US but I’ve had a soft spot for the Golf shape since I had one in college

The ID.3. She taunts me. From across the frigid Atlantic she calls to me. But I cannot have her, for I am a free American.

Wow just like everyone said would happen when they passed the Patriot Act.

Well, only a few people said that and they were all called terrorists.

We will get a four day work week by any means necessary