Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man are B movies?

If you want land you have to buy it from the government on an annual basis unless you have sufficient arms and production to keep their thugs out.

As someone who would very much like to cut theirself off from society: It is not this easy.

One of the things I like about Linux is the feeling of likely being eaten by a grue

A little rail cart on a winch would work quite nicely.

As usual, the answer to the transportation problem is a train.

This is an opportunity to teach them about the command line, so they can use their powers for revenge.

80 cows? Ha! How about 8,000 cows!

Plus isn’t the normal first living experience after leaving home with a bunch of roommates? It’s not 1:1

Walking around your own house naked?

The Murphys St. Patrick’s concert this year had two guys in Luigi merch. One with a “Deny, Defend, Depose” shirt who got on stage and another in the pit with a Luigi hat.

This might be the thing that unites New York and Boston.

Temporarily.

That actually sounds totally normal for Americans. We are fucking awful.

It’s the movie I showed my fiance to get them into Star Trek and it worked like a charm

No way a Senator would run under a Representative.

It was impressive, and not only because fuck Strom Thurmond, but I figured he’d get kind of a bump from it.

3.8

I can’t remember the German words for 8 and 9

Cory Booker talked all that time for nothing

Alternatively: “Who’s barfing up road gravel and possum bones on my bedroom floor?”

MAGMA: Make Americans Great Meth Again

TFA = The Fucking Article

“Stupid face, you don’t need that nose!” - America

If my grandchildren get to leave their squishy meat suits I’ll be so happy for them