Nah, you’re fucked. It will take decades to get to the point the US was in before he got president.

He’ll die evnetually. Hopefully it’s slow and painful.

If I can combine sex and pizza I will.

Pineapple!

This made me giggle. Thanks.

Hope you have the skil for it. Ü

My wild guess is it will stay that way because DB says no.

He’s not losing it. It’s just somewhere else.

I work in IT and even a coworker called me out for trying to protect my privacy by leaving google services as much as possible and using GrapheneOS, running PiHole with unbound. I don’t know how people can work in that field and still be blind to all the privacy concerns.

Ablage P.

“Oh fuck, I left the stove on!”

Not to worry, the next update will fix it. (And make 12 others things worse. Also it will make your printer stop working. Again.)

What do you mean? I thought stalls came with pre-installed holes.

You “simply” have to put the food in and wait. It reminds you by beeping, so no timer you can forget. And the cleaning is so simple.

Not sure if you’re joking or not, but it’s persona non grata.

Fritzbox is quite good but you should probably turn off the remote management. Some ISPs have it enabled by default for support purposes.

Joke’s on you, I don’t even have NSFW posts censored.

To quote a famous poet: “Weil die am Leben vorbeilaufen, diese Spinnerbande.”

It’s just a KDE reskin

That’s when I grab my 2009 laptop from my basement.