I’d love to see the correspondence he had with his editor

dailymail?

really?

Fuck you :)

The musk thing is quite amusing, I gotta admit

And gold leaf isn’t even that expensive

A single leaf is so thin, that is costs only a little over a buck. The tiny piece of gold on your fancy food? Only a couple cents

But you can bet your ass that you will pay way more than that

Artisanal hand carved phones

That’s crazy. I paid 2.80€ for 12 the other day. And that were the higher quality ones

Was 5 bucks a regular price in the US?

We can only hope

*liquid ass

Always remember that the vomiting emoji looks like it’s sucking Shrek’s green dong

Basically every day I look at weird code as a programmer

And go in blind

Watch the first one of two episodes. Like the humor? Continue watching

It’s one of the funniest and philosophical shows in existence

looks at the poligonal ursae

“do not stare at the musk. It’s will perceive it as a threatening gesture and fling poo at you”

!theydidtheresearch

And when the choctaw faced trouble during the pandemic, Ireland returned the favor

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/05/world/coronavirus-ireland-native-american-tribes.html

'sup

man, I love that clip.

You can see him almost breaking before the “spaaace!”

“thank fuck that asshole is dead”

Doesn’t matter if it’s illegal, if there’s no consequences