WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

The hands are at 10 and 2. If you can read this WAKE UP YOU ARE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL D:

Thank you for this image.

Years ago I saw a pic of a puke-inducing sunlit living room with “Home is where the heart is” superimposed over the image. It looked like a soulless ad for overpriced white-woman-instagram furniture.

And someone overlaid an image of THIS MAN but with like 1% opacity, like it was a ghostly face haunting the scene. You wouldn’t even notice it if scrolling too fast.

I loved it and I miss it and this brought me back.

Didn’t anyone tell you not to hassle the Hoff9000?

Feels like Santa, in Toejam and Earl

Sounds a bit like the minting of a new Space Marine

Asking his 12 year old, over the protests of his wife, whether said 12 year old prefers girls with big boobs or small boobs. And pressing the issue for ten minutes after the 12 year old told him that that was an offensive and disgusting question to hear from this particular pervert and demonstrated child groomer.

Echoing Alice’s Restaurant. It’s funny too.

New bar trivia team name: The Group Dubya Bench

Oh fk I’m gonna christ

I am behind the times on some abbreviations. And dense.

What is AD in this context?

Seconded. I would grow a humiliation kink just for her.

Paging Joe Burrow

Like the lady with whiteout in Erin Brockovich

Dawww, they’d claim that was the reason too. So, my idea goes behind the shed.

Symbol of “the cross” with hover-over text in which Microsoft writes “pray I don’t amend it further.”

For that future timeline when the meaning of Save becomes “stop working, let Copilot perfect it, and close”

A girlfriend recently said “I’ll give my man Luigi a DAY PASS,” tracing her figure with her hands. Cracked me up.

They say he’s got a lot of chutzpah.
He’s really quite hip.