As soon as we figure it out, they can destroy me with their thighs

I like that!

I think part of it is feeling safer around people who don’t rigidly conform to gender norms

It took me a few times dropping it onto the couch to get it to trigger, now I’m wondering what other Easter eggs are in here

Turns out I’m just really into people who reject the binary gender expectations of society, but I also really like the bi flag

🎼 And nuclear winter for everyone else 🎶

Look at this guy, still believing in the “round earth” theory in the year of our Lord 2026

I make a dime, boss makes a buck

That’s why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck

Flared base, body-safe materials…

Tbf most things that weren’t written by James Joyce aren’t at the level of Ulysses

According to Steam, it’s Skyrim at 788 hours, followed by Crusader Kings II at 615 hours, followed by Skyrim at 522 hours.

Honestly though it’s probably Pokémon FireRed, my first ever save was over 500 hours when I eventually reset it, and that’s not counting all the hours on an emulator

When all you drink is Baja blast

“Oh, so you’ve got a collar with my name on it? 😉”

(I’d never actually be that bold in person)

We’ve had one, yes. But what about second Mamdani?

Could a set of all sets fuck itself?

This might be the first time I’ve seen anyone reference it online and that’s a tragedy

Learn About Sepsis

Forget identifying protestors by face, by tattoos, or by gait; we’re identifying them by bulges now

Can’t be blamed for putting boots on the ground if you made them eat all the boots first