Yes, right next to the tire center and the food court is an optometrist.

No, I’m not being sarcastic.

There’s the ADHD.

“Who can turn the world on with his smile…”

All 10 dentists hate you.

“I come from a land down Asia…”

Let’s be honest, it’s been downhill since the Elephant Jokes website.

That’s why they bought them.

Is that why Israel is trying to make Gaza look like the Salt Lakes?

M’Jaffa

That’s how far ahead of time that stuff is bottled. It’s not like it goes bad in a couple of weeks, it’s water + chemicals.

The date is usually printed somewhere in the bottle.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say all of them would die for one reason or another.

Also, my first experience with the internet back in 1994 was a page of elephant jokes, I feel I’ve come full circle now.

How is using the word ethical to describe something a criticism?

Me over here with the Ibuprofen and the Coke and pizza.

They’re not good enough for you.

Six Flags Luxor

One of the worst humans in recorded history. No small feat.

They’re never going to make a good live-action Halo, are they?

Janeway: “The P is for Protect Tuvix.”

“But there is no P in Janeway.”

Janeway: sips cofffee