Is this boomer shit really making the rounds again? This is so 2003.

E: downvote all you want; eat my ass, CIA

No

I took it as a chance to make a better username and give myself a profile pic. Switched to piefed, and… I’m still unsure about it.

ColdFusion

I was there, 3,000 years ago

Beat me to it

That is a problem, but not an intractable one. The first easy win would be to just stop wasting so much water. CA could be a lot more careful with water than it is by just leaning on industry and ag to cut wasteful water use harder than it leans on the suburbs. Don’t get me wrong, green lawns in our Mediterranean climate are a stupid waste too, but it pencils out to less than a percent of all water use, where ag and industry are both in the double digits.

Wait, WHAT. They need two written opinions backing up that it was necessary?

They look kind of dopey, but they look like they’d really do a good job of prioritizing safety for pedestrians, pets, and especially kids with the really low hood height. The minimum distance to see the road on that thing has got to be like three inches.

Nah, how about the US just stop finding excuses to throw away trillions of dollars getting people killed overseas for no reason.

Trick question, it’s the centrist democrats. By preying on leftists and wearing their skin as camouflage, they get to court votes from the left while still growing fat on milk from their billionaire hosts. The conservatives are a very close second, though.

Counterpoint: if it wasn’t nukes, there’d be some other justification. The alleged Iraqi WMD were never found, so basically we toppled their government (not that I’m exactly shedding tears over Saddam, but ISIS wasn’t great either), got a bunch of people killed, and blew two trillion dollars out of our ass for ???.

BJ Dance

For some of us, I suppose those of us who accidentally took the NT serious, it’s supposed to. It’s part of why I left the church.

Yeah, it’s very clear that Jesus taught with a very heavy emphasis on Judaism, and had no intention whatever of applying his teaching to gentiles. You don’t really see that happening until after his death.

Oh, okay. Hmm, yeah, that seems sus.

Oh boy, I can’t wait to get the coast and drink some chowder

Dude is 79 and most of his atoms have come from big macs; every single morning is a dice roll that he didn’t die in his sleep. This fucker is never going to see justice, and all of the spineless justices and prosecutors that were shit scared to punch up will finally be able to breathe easy knowing they did absolutely nothing to protect the rule of law when they had the chance.

Like the other guy said, seems pretty damn fast when it wants to be. They didn’t wait two years to start the trial against Mangione.

I kept looking for the place where this was parody news. Jesus Christ, what the fuck

Fuckin Paul, bro. Imo, evangelicals worship him as their savior way more than Jesus