I’m just looking for a win here - however small it may be.

Seriously. I eat so much as a quarter pounder and I feel like my heart is about to explode. How does this fucker get away with it, eating this garbage every day??

Just hurry the fuck up and die already. Jesus Christ.

This would be a great entry for the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

That’s basically what he just said he’s going to do. Fucking wild.

Why can’t the agencies that enforce these tariffs just ignore this executive order? For fucks sake, someone grow a goddamn backbone. It’s fucking pathetic.

I kind of doubt this will do shit for them. Prices aren’t going to magically come down because of this. If anything, manufacturers and retailers will keep prices jacked up and rake in even more profit. They’re absolutely salivating right now. The pedo party will still have to stick to their original plans of rigging the elections to win the midterms.

Like I said, I knew the answer already.

It’s almost as big a joke as The Human Fund.

What the fuck else is new? They’ve been failing us for decades now.

Cool. Will we get our fucking money back? Don’t worry, I already know the answer to that.

I’m loving this daily routine of Trump doing something blatantly illegal, which then causes a Democrat to say “heyyyyy, that’s illegal!” And then nothing happens. Fucking hell, I’m so tired.

WHOLE MILK. IN THE HOT TUB. WHICH IS FULL OF MEN. OLD MEN. MAHA.

For the longest time, people were getting banned for just saying the name “Luigi.” It’s so blatantly obvious who’s pulling the strings at Reddit these days.

Got in an argument on Reddit with some asshole who was celebrating the fact that ICE was spotted in our city hanging out by an elementary school known for having a lot of ESL students. At some point, he remarked about Alex Pretti getting murdered that he “shouldn’t have had a firearm in the presence of law enforcement.” I responded that he wasn’t just licking boots, he was deep throating them. A week later, I received a permanent ban for this. First four years on Reddit, not once did I get banned for anything. After Twitler was elected, I started collecting temp bans like fucking Pokémon. Pretty much all of them for being mean to obvious Russian trolls/bots. That place really does need to be torn down for parts.

Yep, I’m completely convinced. I absolutely guarantee at this point that Trump had multiple girls killed - either by his own hand, or by someone taking orders from him. He’s panicking, not just because of the pedophilia, but because of even worse shit that has yet to come to light.

There it is. The h-bomb of all Epstein files distractions. Sexy Puerto Ricans, dancing joyfully to reggaeton.

I’m just imagining Bobby on his knees, snorting a rail off a shit smeared toilet seat, all while a perfectly clean countertop is literally right next to him. Kind of easy to imagine, considering what a fucking dumbass this guy is.

I happened to stumble upon that original post where the guy was announcing his supposed “girlfriend” was missing. Seemed like bullshit from the very start. The fact he had to lock comments because way too many commenters were asking questions says a lot. Just the weirdest shit.

Oh, hi Melania. Sorry your movie bombed.