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ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It will probably taste better than usual
1·5 hours agoJust add olive oil, skip the vinegar
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•8 children killed in Louisiana mass shooting
3·2 days agoI’m so disappointed to find out that Nancy Grace is still alive
Reddit is a vast network…
Damn do I love lemmie
Oil go splooosh into bucket. No more oil splooshing? Screwy thing goes back on. Yell all set bay 2!
I sometimes put on yesterday’s dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Hegseth reads fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during Pentagon sermon
9·5 days agoThat’s the only Bible verse I know, that and coolios.
But to be fair every religious person I’ve ever known has been a wrinkled whore. It’s as if going to church some how permits them to be degenerates.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Federal Bill Would Bring OS-Level Age Verification to the Entire U.S.English
4·6 days agoThe way things are going both with the hardware market and government over reach it won’t be long until all we can own are thin clients that rent hardware from virtual servers. In less than 10 years we won’t own our PCs and will have absolutely no privacy or anonymity online.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is putting black beans in my chili a bad idea?
11·8 days agoThat was the point
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is putting black beans in my chili a bad idea?
92·8 days agoOh you’re looking to add black beans to your chili. That’s a fantastic idea, it will add flavor and nutrients that everyone will appreciate. You’re on your way to making the best chili. Go you
Reminds me, does this place do porn like Reddit?
Reminds me of my drug dealer back in the early 2000s. He wanted to get some Adderall but I was in a movie theater. Checked my phone to over 200 missed calls.
His house isn’t the problem… Expand your horizons
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•BREAKING: Trump Deletes Post Depicting Himself as Jesus Amid Heavy MAGA Backlash
11·8 days agoYour average maga will say he was hacked by Iran and write it off, then commit adultery in the church parking lot before being absolved by a priest who’s getting his tally whacker sucked by a 9 year old boy in the confession booth. You have no idea who these people are
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This is a bit past the topic at hand but people who are part of an HOA should be hanged. Change my mind.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you shower facing the shower or away from it?
8·10 days agoAway, unless I’m stomping the turd down the drain, then I guess I’m facing towards it
Bow-chicka-wow-wow
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Getting told by Lemmy to stop taking drugs
7·10 days agoI stopped taking drugs and let me tell you, this world is still awful



America loves the simplicity of rooting for one side but the reality is both Democrats and Republicans are fucking awful.