“Now that we’ve completed our initial attack, now is the time for peace. No takesie-backsies!”

What upside down bit?

Entrepreneurship doesn’t pay for lobbyists to bribe politicians though

Moth-eaten, you say?

I just saw the mouse and thought we were preparing for Black Plague 2: Electric Boogaloo.

With all due respect, Jim Justice can get fucked by his imaginary sky daddy. Biblically. The rest of us don’t wanna hear it.

I thought that said swallowed batteries at first and had some questions of my own

and what we’re going to do with them

Doesn’t sound “accidentally” threatening at all. “They all change their tune once they hear what we’re going to do with them.”

They demanded the freedom to treat women and minorities as subhuman, and Trump supplied them with a government that said “yes, that’s exactly what we’ll do, and we won’t even bother to pretend otherwise”

So, did his phone get enlarged by this process? Or is it forced perspective and the phone is actually really far away from his bug face but close to the viewer, making it appear larger?

As usual, it’s not because they wanted to make a point of doing something to benefit others, they just want it as a talking point to take something away from their opponents.

This is what I would always think of using that quick chat

Old Snow Day my beloved, how I miss thee

To be fair this is possibly the most relevant xkcd of all time

Super mega chicken? No, is legend.

“How do you do, fellow grunge bands?”

The original Sinister Sodie