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Cake day: September 27th, 2025

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  • Why on earth would anybody buy a fridge with a screen? Why does everything have to be screens? Why is it all one big mobile phone nowadays? Can’t we just not be staring gormlessly into a flashing screen for two fucking seconds for a fucking change??? I just got back inside from a run and now I’m going outside again for a walk in the dark and the rain because there is an entire world out there that isn’t an algorithmically driven advertising funnel trying to shove more bullshit down our eager eyes, ears, and throats.

    Although, while I’m on the subject, the outside world is fucking chock full of ads. I’ve heard it’s relatively trivial to open those advertising windows on bus stops - does anybody know if it would be illegal to open one up and simply place a large black sheet of paper or something in there to cover up the ads? Not damage the ads or remove (i.e. steal) them, but just cover them up to give ourselves and our communities a break from the relentless marketers in our midst?

    We deserve not have to our senses monetised and weaponised by perverts who cum themselves dry over CTRs, CLVs, CPCs, SEO, Brand Loyalty, Funnels, and Strategies, Local SEO, whatever else. We deserve to be able to look in any direction when we’re outside and for five minutes not have some massive gaudy advert designed by a bellend pushed into view.

    And as for fucking User Personas? I’ve got a User Persona for you, you sick advertising creeps. It’s my fucking ballsack.





  • It is so silly to me when people get this upset over sweet baby inc. collaborating on a game. I had a mate who got really upset over it years ago too. Just totally signposts who has fallen for some weird little creep’s right wing agenda.

    That being said, I don’t like when companies try to hide things from consumers. I might 100% totally agree that sweet baby inc are not a problem and it’s an alt-right thing to say that they are, and everything else, but I still think it’s shady to hide stuff. IF they actually did try to hide it, of course.

    Have the Devs denied using SBI?


  • The other day, the marketing team in my office were talking about the new McDonald’s range that’s out at the moment. Garlic chicken nuggets, pineapple on a burger, something like that.

    I asked them about the price of a maccies nowadays. Mate, I almost lost my fucking mind when they told me it was like a tenner for a burger and fries. £10??? Are fucking mental??

    £10 is what a burger costs in like, a proper sit-down restaurant. How the FUCK is maccies charging that much money and getting away with it? I can’t imagine the food is suddenly not atrocious cardboard shit.

    When I reacted with genuine shock and confusion, one of the guys agreed with me. He said “yeah, it’s mad. It’s getting to be Burger King prices”. Honestly. What the fuck.