MushroomGPT says to devour the ever decaying biomass, while hiding in the cold and soft ground, connected to unfanthomably old trees.

Sounds kinda good

I hope it is feeling rested.

ZZzzzZzz

Easy, when Ernest Shackleton’s Ship Endurance got trapped between arctic ice in 1915 he had enough time to listen to them. Clearly he wrote all the storys down.

Aw man, all I see is brown bird and angry brown bird :(

Also: Interesting Adventures (taking the trash out and fighting the local trash Panda)

We have backed the servers of McD, they now formed an Union.

I have never connected to my inner garfield before, but maybe I should give him a chance. Surely it would give me the chance to ramp up my lasagna consumption.

Give me a huge Dinner and I will be awake all night:(

I LOVE them. Work with them a lot of my time, they signal that I want to be left alone and I also can just not listen to my colleagues yapping

Wie bitte?

Some people get easy babys.

And then there are the people who get to be parents of ever-screaming high energy high need children.

My then boyfriend had trouble to breathe and was feeling restless/nervous. Originally we wanted to drive to the doctor but a few steps out of the house and he said that he had to sit down. He could not stand up again, so I called. Turns out it was tachyarythmia absoluta, his heart was all out of its rythm. Not deadly but feels eery and not healthy in the long run. We had luck and after quite some time it started beating normal again, if that had not been the case the doctors wanted to “restart” it manually, meaning by shock.

*the vague sense of horror

This Guy does not know Durian.

Somehow not at all. I do not even have kids. I might be doing something wrong.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

Water is love, water is life.

The animals or the python thing?

And then every time my parents came in.

Oh my, this is glorious.