dood. an albatross has like twice the wingspan of a seagull. it’s an absolute unit. on pictures they may look slightly similar, but those beasts have >3.40 m (11.2 ft) wingspan. the sky goes dark when they approach.

Old MacDonald Had a Farm gets the whole class to jail in seconds 🤣

> implying there is someone in my life

when you’re so dead inside, you can’t even open the lid any more

Can the US rename the position to Secretary of Death? It sounds much cooler and is more fitting.

Mention of religion is also very uncommon in Germany. If someone isn’t wearing something like a cross chain, a kippa or a hijab, their religion often goes completely unnoticed in daily German life. It’s mostly irrelevant and ppl only discover it, if someone asks for halal/kosher options at a restaurant or so.

it’s over bro. come back in 3.5 years

Well well well. Is he “hurting the wrong people” again? who would’ve thunk

Can confirm. You get plastic grass between takeout sushi in all big German cities.

careful with the summer sun tho. two of my black sweatshirts got a slightly less black side last summer 😅

Tell your IT.

if this is for the US (where they don’t have coalitions), you first gotta get in a situation where dems will likely win by a large margin. otherwise left votes will just be devided again, so the republicans win again. then, when you’re in that situation, you can switch to different kinds of left parties running against each other.

Slightly similar in Germany, where there is a 5% margin. If too many left voters vote for the parties that get less than 5%, they can’t form a coalition and right wingers win. You first gotta unite with the established parties, then, when it’s just a race about which left party will win the election, you can introduce more specific left parties.

better bring your sword to the job interview, for the trials.

I’m pretty sure he wanted to harm it before the elections or at least make it more right wing. I think he succeeded in both to a degree, his candidate won and he’s getting his reward.

they will put the battery in a section not waterproof under the back cover. the replacement battery will come with a waterproof glue circle around the contacts. when replacing it, you will rub off some old glue and seal it again by inserting the new one. water can enter the back cover, but do no harm there.

i wonder how many bots they quoted 🤣

hard to say. i think lefties and nazis are bashing their heads in over egg prices on there. a lot of the arguments seem to be baseless trolling tho. they also have a dedicated politics board, /pol/ (politically incorrect). so the ppl on /b/ are the extremist rejects, who are even too bad for this

Wait a minute… isn’t this the plot of Terminator?

Because ppl start to ask questions when the ambulance or firetruck gets to the wrong house, but there will be no backlash when the ICBM hits the wrong house on another continent.

post this on 4chan /b/ and all the trolls will come out to defend their infallible king