“Come on, Denny, Mark! Put on your tuxedos and let’s throw the football, huh?”

It’s pretty easy to not get caught surveiling customers.

All you have to do is… Not surveil customers.

Nothing will ever be good enough for the contrarian asshats who just want everything to burn down.

See? Who says we can’t go back to the 50s?

Get one now… Their prices are set to quadruple because of data center contracts.

Did technical debt write this?

Who’s gonna lead it? You?

All these armchair revolutionaries.

That there’s a question over who owns the things you bought is already beyond dystopian nightmare.

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This is so real. Like everyone had a broom on their heads. It was full on capybara hair.

This? Right here?

Is what human interaction is SUPPOSED to be like.

If you think THAT’S stupid, wait until you see what they start THIS one over.

Young people have no idea what it used to smell like. For a decade everything reeked of smoke and hairspray.

She’s so innocent yet traumatized yet naturally kindhearted…

I couldn’t ever imagine gooning to her.

Mog on the other hand…

Italian Existing

Reminds me of the interview where the Roblox CEO addressed the rampant pedophilia on the platform as “we see it as an opportunity.”

Business people are just absolutely sociopathic monsters.

You don’t get it - since I don’t personally understand where that weather information comes from, it is both easy to get and is magic and comes for free from nowhere. It can’t be expensive or hard to get because I get it for free on the internet.

Some.

This is absolutely not everyone, and it’s not even a large amount, but there’s a small but vocal population of military vets who actually peaked in personal self-esteem in the military, never found success in civilian life, and they actually just like the attention of people when they talk about how rough it was.

It’s not actually a moral stance for them - it’s to get attention and try to recapture a moment of when they felt powerful and meaningful.