Unserious are your source choices my man, everyone can invent their own truth. Not much more to say tbh.

thankfully I do not have cause I actually am an eastern european.

I encourage you to go to Russia and check yourself, maybe ask a few Russians. Hopefully you end up on the frontline pretty fast and stop posting shit like this.

Or at least maybe go to some post-soviet country and ask the elderly how great it was under the communism. Those who survived it of course.

It does have some AIness to it, but I agree with other comments that it is most likely not. Maybe AI enhanced or sth

Polish would probably be “Mieć wyjebane”, which comes from “Mieć wyjebane jajca”. It is also balls-related but more like “I have my balls out for that”.

As always depends where you live. I live in Frankfurt am Main and travel to my parents in Poland who live in a 3k village with a train. One change in Berlin, one in Poland in a smaller city to a very local train which takes me to 4km from their home, where they finally do pick me up with a car.

With a car it would take at least 12h (been there, done that when I moved), similar amount of money for gas and I would have to take a day off from work, which I don’t have to do on the train, because I work remotely on the way. I can also shit without stopping or eat on the train if I have a fancy. How is this inconvenient?

I made trips to Italy, France, Austria, Romania and ofc Poland with trains. And at least half of them were to not urbanized areas at all (for example France was to Port-en-Royans, population 817 people, when I got off around 5km from destination) and the only inconvenience is that you need some effort with planning.