Well, he’s at WAR donchaknow

This could be asked of a thousand million other products in the past three years.

But hey, here I am replying to this comment from my AI powered pants zipper, so…

They all sprung up in that period where flags were trendy. Every little camp had to have one to feel like a singled-out tribe—and, no, this isn’t just kink flags. This meant many would be flag designers overnight.

The result is there’s some really fugly designs out there in the wild now and the idiots can’t go back. But most people are over flag phase now, so you’re unlikely to ever see this and most others out in the wild.

Nothing fails more at its job than a pride flag that people have no idea what is. It’s almost irony.

And is this one ugly? Oh, yes. Enough to turn a person straight.

Imagine marriage is your identity and you do things based on it.

We…needed a study for this?

Sometimes the internet makes me feel like the smartest person alive, but then I bump into a random stranger on the street and remember I’m normal.

Edit: And, yes, I apologise to them.

Honestly, if we’re gonna be this bad on our bodies, we may as well just lay down and have monitors above us as the norm. It sounds unhealthy, but only because we’d be admitting to ourselves how unhealthy we’re already being. So we may as well take care of our skeletons over the hours and days and weeks and years of the same shit.

“Were so bad our jobs otherwise, now we’re desperate.”

Preppers finally getting their time. Not exactly how they thought it’d play out, but I’m sure they’ll be stoked delivering “I told you so” for a couple weeks sheltering their neighbours.

I wish I could steal code. Everything I do is so situation-specific. I save my own snippets “for next time” but they never seem to come up again lol

The democratic US as a whole. I’m aware many people on Lemmy are not a part of it.

So after there’s a nuclear doomsday, y’all still want your president around 🤣 That’s so adorable.

It becomes very fatiguing. Especially when the same article is posted in several places.

To make things worse, it’s a trash article. It’s literally just quoting another article. So it’s bot scraped, bot written, title generated with zing and spooned to idiot cohorts on places like this, simply to garner traffic.

There are a lot of simple users on Lemmy, though they’d hate to admit it. But we have this post in this community with those comments, soooo… GG, big brains 👍

Which includes…

Yeah. Took me like 16, 17 years to realise I could put a bit of TP down first to stop the splash making such noise and firing back at my asshole.

It’s Christianity but without the teachings of Christ.

Yeah, same. Long-time user of an em-dash—love a cheeky en-dash in my ranges too. But now LLMs are using them all the time, out of context, and with spaces on either side.

Is nothing safe?! Next it’ll be semicolons!

Finna has come back?

And no one seems to do anything about it.

It’s soooo easy to kidnap people in the US right now. Human trafficking rings never had it so easy.

What Deere did was even more harsh. They tried to block off not only self repair, but third-party firmware that made the tractors work better, especially older ones that were out of warranty.

That’s straight up a major federal crime in my country. So that should give Americans an idea how balanced their scale of justice is at the moment.

The consumer and supplier ALWAYS get equal and fair protection, lest a business becomes based on ripping people off with product instead of the product itself.

Whoever launches nuclear weapons definitely loses and drags their economic allies down with them.