Good lord, what is happening in this country!?

…Greatest Economy?

Uh… Greatest Economy? During this recession, when people can’t afford food because nobody has money, while it is entirely being hogged by your billionaire friends!?

Yes!

…can it trickle down?

…No.

Triton, as in the guy with the trident? N64-style is coming back!

Also Half Life 3 confirmed

President Miller is abusing his First Lady.

What kind of lunatic would believe the evidence of their eyes and ears?

Instead of lootboxes, you cut open journalists to get your prizes.

Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.

I’ve been wondering for a while where the point of diminishing returns is. Surely, at some point, ads become aggressive enough to have an adverse effect on advertisers?

Call me naive but I thought he was only lightly sipping on his own kool-aid, not drinking it by the gallon.

I can’t wait to see South Park having to put their version of Vance into the Oval Office.

Yes, those would be the victims. Anything else?

I will never understand how this obvious manipulation has been legal for decades.

I was about to a couple of years ago, jolted awake and went straight to the real bathroom. I’ve never gone from deep sleep to 100% clarity that quickly. If only we could harness that power…

Probably the same idiots who thought Homelander was a hero.

Man, Mephisto drove me crazy. I definitely knew the actor but just couldn’t figure out who he was. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sacha Baron Cohen play a serious role before and he knocked it out of the park!

We’d never even make it to a billion. You have a million? Go nuts! A second million. Sure, go ahead. A third million? Do you really need all that? What kind of monster can cross that threshold a thousand times and still not be content?

Let’s bring back CFCs. The ozone layer has recovered, so it’s fine.

Hearing them complain is a good reminder that we’re doing the right thing.

Back then, the prefix ‘mega’ still meant something.

So Doom won’t even exist and it’s just another villain doing Weekend at Tony’s.

It’s load-bearing dust.