

Students are creative; if they can’t walk out, they’ll all bring headphones.


Students are creative; if they can’t walk out, they’ll all bring headphones.


JD Vance comes out in orange face paint and it will work.


A few years ago I was hit with the sack of bricks that is all Donkey Kong Country games being released one year apart. I have vivid memories of playing the second game for a very long time and then multiple times after while imagining what a third game would be like and you’re telling me that was only one year? There’s no way those games would mean so much to me if we had only had one per console generation.


Sorry, the dog ate my homework. :(
Never heard of him. (Let’s normalize this response.)


Good lord, what is happening in this country!?
…Greatest Economy?
Uh… Greatest Economy? During this recession, when people can’t afford food because nobody has money, while it is entirely being hogged by your billionaire friends!?
Yes!
…can it trickle down?
…No.


Triton, as in the guy with the trident? N64-style is coming back!
Also Half Life 3 confirmed


President Miller is abusing his First Lady.


What kind of lunatic would believe the evidence of their eyes and ears?
Instead of lootboxes, you cut open journalists to get your prizes.
Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.


I’ve been wondering for a while where the point of diminishing returns is. Surely, at some point, ads become aggressive enough to have an adverse effect on advertisers?


Call me naive but I thought he was only lightly sipping on his own kool-aid, not drinking it by the gallon.


I can’t wait to see South Park having to put their version of Vance into the Oval Office.


Yes, those would be the victims. Anything else?


I will never understand how this obvious manipulation has been legal for decades.
I was about to a couple of years ago, jolted awake and went straight to the real bathroom. I’ve never gone from deep sleep to 100% clarity that quickly. If only we could harness that power…


Probably the same idiots who thought Homelander was a hero.
https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/112077-trump-ai-pope-vert-thumb-dirty.png
I believe this was from before the new pope was decided.