Let’s bring back CFCs. The ozone layer has recovered, so it’s fine.

Hearing them complain is a good reminder that we’re doing the right thing.

Back then, the prefix ‘mega’ still meant something.

So Doom won’t even exist and it’s just another villain doing Weekend at Tony’s.

It’s load-bearing dust.

President Musk will be livid that his suggestion to call it ‘Gulf of X’ was shot down.

You won’t have to live in an iron lung if your health care provider refuses to cover the cost. See? The system works!

Why contain it? Let it spill over to the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they’ll beg us to save them.

• Bob Page, 2052

A couple of years ago, there were memes about this exact thing to mock this cult. I didn’t think the day would actually come, but some part of me is really happy that it did.

The Dendy is making a comeback, boys!

20 years ago, they sold every Street Fighter three times with more characters in each new iteration. Microtransactions suck, but simple DLC is a less shitty than what used to be normal.

The man’s not gonna live forever, ownership changing is a matter of time, not raw money. And I dread that time.