

“If you or someone you know is driving their car into the ocean, help is available.”
Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). He/him today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)


“If you or someone you know is driving their car into the ocean, help is available.”


Oh yeah, I’d be happy with all those choices!


On the plus side all of the fires went out.


Bragger!
“Alright, I’ll buy them, but I’ll have to Venmo you from my personal account.”


Walter Bishop may have been the closest we ever got to an American Doctor Who.


“We can’t stop here. This is wombat country.”


Ah, but how does he feel about blancmange?



Top AI labs are conducting Pentagon-style war games
Don’t you clowns have any real work to do over there?
What am I saying, never mind.
You ever get a word or a phrase stuck in your head, and you’ve just got to let out?
She’s been dying to say this all day.


He just wants us to know.


He was… the Wrong Guy:

lo-fi binaural beats


Cops:



Fortunately, he was able to make good his escape! BUT THEN SUDDENLY–

How will Shatner get out of this sticky situation! Tune in tomorrow, folks!


“Ha ha ha! You will not escape us, Bill!”


“Automated propaganda operations–c’mon, that’s GOT to be worth a trillion dollars to someone!”
Things Gorn Apart