YOU

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

I hope this isn’t knowledge from experience

Business time

Told you lol

Worse, Hannah Montana reskinned back to Kubuntu

That kinda makes sense

But, why?

Breakfast is wild at Angry Italian Chef’s house

Beauty

Looks like an album cover lol

“Here, have some bread”

“Great, now we can fuck”

Lemonade stand in shambles

If you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing

Anecdotal, but I got a few VSTs working on Ardour with yabridge, if it helps.

She was good as Donna in Dr. Who

… and I said to the TSA agent, “Don’t touch me there, you’re not my priest!”

Very ravenous, though

I mean, you could still pet them, they’d just be shitting uncontrollably while you do.