Man kann jetzt noch schneller ekk’n

That’s just survivorship bias, you didn’t live through the worlds where all those things escalated into flat out war, you dimension skipping hippie.

Isn’t that just cos: a) you had to build your own PC back then, and b) you have way more time and resources to do so

Oh wow, yeah, just flickering between two or more points of existence. It’d be hard to have a simultaneous conversation, but I’m just thinking now of the restaurant possibilities… having a nandos whilst eating a creme mont blanc

Did you have a long plunger stuck to your head at the time?

Also satellites can totally get around your enormous shining dong, it won’t successfully clear LEO like you hope.

*narrows eyes*
what have you heard?

You have something like 2000 friends all wanting to contact me for legitimate interest. Is it okay, if I tell them no?

Reminds me of when I was installing the lights in my apartment (germany: people take their light fixtures with them…)

I asked my gf at the time: “Can you turn off the breaker for the lights?”
“Done!” she says, so I take the red live wire and the black live wire and I - <BWAP>

Woke up on the floor, the ladder still standing. ‘Done’ apparently meant ‘Consider it done’

And he never looked at tomato juice the same way ever again

What if breathing out only is your superpower

What if breathing in only is your superpower

• Build lots of free housing everywhere
  • Lowers rent significantly
• Create a new healthcare provider that everyone is automatically included in with fees of $0
  • Healthcare providers will have to lower their fees to even try to compete
• Lobby government for fairness doctrine to he reinstated
  • Right-wing media gets neutered
• Create plentiful public food gardens
  • Retailers have to lower their prices
• Create a 500km tall gold statue of myself
  • Satellites now have to clear larger orbits.
  • Shining dong to inspire the masses

Teleport. Its always on, so I’m just flickering on the spot constantly so fast that its only visible on some cameras.

At the same time this gives me the seeming ability to fly at will, be anywhere, and potentially float (destructively) through walls.

It happens continuously and so fast its not perceptible

What if breathing is your superpower

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Maybe if I were a better person

Default username: “dr” ?

Those proteins and RNAs are now the domain of deep learning, thankyouverymuch! Pull the plug!

Mine boots in 35s, according to systemd-analyze critical-chain with 4 of those seconds attributed to me typing in my password.

I’m astounded anyone would leave their machine on overnight.

(At the same time, I’m quite happy to leave my phone in light sleep mode overnight with airplane mode on, so I clearly have some double-standards here)