“What are you doing step ladder?”

Yeah… so she had sex with herself

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You could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.

Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.

…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please

Brand new sentence right there

As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.

AI slop…py seconds

It does depend on the questions and the answers.

I mean, I could ask something like “how was it to be a prophet in Jerusalem around the year 33?” and that would be a good history question. But if I asked how Noah built the ark, I could also ask were leprechauns get the gold for their pots…

My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don’t want to be like that to my kids or any one else.

I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.

The full movie Longitude is on youtube.

Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.

Hopefully with no knobs…

Avocado without an I.

It makes me think about how many country artists it takes to change a light bulb…

Six. One to change the bulb while the other five sing about how good the old one was.

That’s the foreskin.

Where did you get the picture of me and my wife!?