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One more reason why inherited wealth is a cancer.

Also, it seems like he was more a wannabe Edison than a Nikolai. 🤌🏼

Honest question: why is is " [ \ #Lilon…"?

Moanin’ Fast(violence) sounds like the mid-workshopping name of a villainess for an upcoming Bond flick.

Pack up your tackle and git.

Seems like a stoner attempt at irony, a la ragebait.

So, you… 🎵fell down as tiiired ball o’ fire🎵, then?

Did you say Wyld magic?! 🦄

But, what about the Sassoon hair?

Instant Death

Massive damage can kill you instantly. When damage reduces you to 0 hit points and there is damage remaining, you die if the remaining damage equals or exceeds your hit point maximum.

Per Ghosts of Saltmarsh, a ship roughly trolley size (though ~¼ its weight) does 25d10 bludgeoning when crashing, (considering a trolley approaching a track switch tends toward 10-15mph, ramming rules seemed excessive).

The party restrained on the tracks may or may not be immobilized as well, but regardless: 25d10 bludgeoning may very well one-shot each and every one of them instantly, and then some.

Can we get an enhance here? If it weren’t for the rape victims’ testimonies, I wouldn’t believe either of those “people” were anatomically correct. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Fuck, that’s nasty.

Which flavor? Napalm Mint™? Yellow Horse Breath? Amethyst Apocalypse?

edit: Now I’ve got a 3pc band in my head of straightedge Mr. Cleans w/ scrubby-bubble brushstaches in Ned Flanders fit, called The Listerines.

Oddly enough, I put that BS down far before the halfway point back in the day, and never picked it up again.

Thankfully, the only knowledge I have of this King-style WTF Deluxe?

Vicariously. Phew. 😬

The latter comes with a stripey hat and a steam whistle.

One might say, they couldn’t be arsed.

Side note: you subconsciously pilfer for the proletariat? Sounds like a tough gig. Your ire is likely well-placed, and I support your low-altitude efforts. 🤘🏼

Something tells me that researcher wasn’t allowed to hold the staff and just decided to cover for lack of citable valuation spec. Or, the bearer at the time paid their academic fees, etc.

Either way, everything has a price, no matter if it’s for sale —especially to a D&D party. 😐 It may not manifest as commerce, but it will cost them.

The trick is getting said sovereign into glue form in the first place. That’s basically why the item’s so rare. They’re super wily, that way.

See? Now, I’m curious what other fun spells’d come outta flipping the word order of existent ones. 🤩

Like, would conjuring a Hand Mage call up a street magician?

Also, would Person Hold be a ritual hug spell?

Or, Cage Force grant a target incredible Con-Air hair?

That’s an odd way to cast Fireball, but sure. 🧏🏼

Even if you don’t like that solution, the chance that someone at the table does and has it loaded, is firmly nonzero.