Tanooki Mario (comfy man in pajamas), and uhhhh…well i don’t really have a Smash main, I like to play all kinds of different styles. Which I guess also fits the question…
But I’ve never played smash. What does that mean? Oh! Oh.
ironically that raises your chances of getting to smash astronomically
Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
i’m putting you on speed dial
MarioKart - Yoshi
Smash Bros - Samus
Mario Party - Monty Mole
It also makes one hell of a Fuck/Marry/Kill
Luigi / Duck Hunt. What the hell does that mean?
there’s a reason the announcer does that very pronounced pause between “Duck” and “Hunt”
Lol
Damn im the same, Id say it means we anxious but we got that dog in us for better or worse
Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.
Everyone thinks u a freak but really u like it old-school
Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.
Damn that’s exactly my setup! Whatever it says about us, in my opinion you got your stuff figured out
Isabelle, just Isabelle
Toad in the streets, Mr. Game and Watch in the sheets.
Koopa Trooper in the streets, Link in the sheets.
(I look like a scumbag, but I will treat you like a princess)
Link and Young Link
that is…hm…
Oh…I didn’t even see it until I typed it.
Toad and Jigglypuff.
Why u do dis to me?
You’re a kind person and considerate lover. Bit of a drama queen though
HAHAHAHA King Boo and Kirby. In that order. Annoyingly it works well.
Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.
Shy Guy
Ganondorf
Muy suavamente
Fem but Dom?
Daisy for Kart. Daisy for Smash.
Hi, I’m Daisy.
(Jokes aside, probably the closest thing I have to a main in Smash is Hero)
Rosalina for Kart and Isabel for smash. I wonder what that would make me?
you always like to be in control
cat peach
wii fit trainer
what does this mean
Whore
(Like all other combinations)
How you doin’?
Waluigi and Samus.
What this says about me is that I’m a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that’s actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.
