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Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.

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    “I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs and mauled, physically mauled.” … “I have no idea what happened.”

    lol

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      This is the level of critical thinking that conservative pundits are exercising.

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        I’m actually a bit jealous of his sleeping situation. I don’t mind dogs being “dirty” and I’d prefer 4 dogs (and maybe a wife) to sleeping alone.

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          Plus he’s rich so nbd to have a huge bed and have your dogs groomed every other day.

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        Knowing dogs, even if they were sleeping they’d be on their feet barking before he could fully get out of bed.

        Normal people - I bet my dog accidentally scratch me.

        Him- the devil sent his demons to scratch me!

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          The way he explains this… I don’t know. There are a lot of details regarding how he explains this that makes me believe him. Believe, as in, I believe that he believes he’s telling the truth. He really believes what he is saying. He really doesn’t understand what has happened, and so forth.

          It’s all in the way he exposes this. It doesn’t seem like it’s his agenda to do so. He hasn’t tried to since it happened, and he didn’t force it in this interview, it just kind of “came up”. Among other details, e.g. “I don’t care who believes me”, etc.

          I don’t know, it’s very curious. Only God knows what happened. 😊

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          It’s all an act. Carlson is no genius, but he’s not stupid, either. This is all a show he puts on to keep the rubes engaged.