Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agoI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingmessage-squaremessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down17
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingDon_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square85fedilink
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoIf you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally. If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.
If you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally.
If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.