Striking and unionization is literally one of the hottest thing a man/woman/nonbinary person can do.
Trust me, I’m an expert at being ridiculously hot.
Hey baby wanna unionize with me in bed tonight? We could even strike, so long as you don’t cross my picket line 😉 I wanna hear your chants as I march against your innocence 🥵 and I won’t stop until you’re bargaining 😈
If you’re into it, we can have the whole group bargain collectively.
Is that the kind of labour action you’re looking for?
I usually prefer a one-on-one negotiation, but maybe if we all try we can topple the boss and re-write the rules 😉
Oh daddy, tell me again about my raise! Harder!
Here’s a transcript:
Miriam 🇨🇮 - miriamm@mastodon.social posts:
The words “strike” and “union” have reached near erotic status for me.
Workers rights make my dick twitch
Want me to tell you about the raise I just got after my union sued the Ontario government for withholding our raises? Slowly and whispered?
Only if your manager has to clean up the mess
Most unions and strikes in my area are big turn offs lol I would still bake them some muffins if I had the time tho
Please dont post screenshots of text. Just post a link
Are you a mod or are you just bossy? I can’t tell on Lemmy.
It’s more accessible, you can even include an image and a link i am pretty sure.
I think it’s best to post both a screenshot and a link
Okay.
I transcribed it for your benefit.
