Atlanta Hawks - Jordan Hawkins
Boston Celtics - Brandon Boston Jr.
Brooklyn Nets - Brook Lopez
Chicago Bulls - Reggie Bullock
Charlotte Hornets - Malik Beasley
Cleveland Cavaliers - James Bouknight
Dallas Mavericks - OG Anunoby
Denver Nuggets - Precious Achiuwa
Detroit Pistons - Jordan Ford
Golden State Warriors - Saddiq Bey
Houston Rockets - Jett Howard
Indiana Pacers - Myles Turner
Los Angeles Lakers - D’Angelo Russell
Los Angeles Clippers - Lindy Waters
Memphis Grizzlies - Davis Bertans
Miami Heat - Quinndary Weatherspoon
Milwaukee Bucks - Mike Muscala
Minnesota Timberwolves - Trent Forrest
New Orleans Pelicans - Robin Lopez
New York Knicks - Daishen Nix
Oklahoma City Thunder - Bam Adebayo
Orlando Magic - JT Thor
Philadelphia 76ers - Javon Freeman Liberty
Phoenix Suns - Skylar Mays
Portland Trail Blazers - Jabari Walker
Sacramento Kings - Colin Castleton
San Antonio Spurs - Day’Ron Sharpe
Toronto Raptors - Bones Hyland
Utah Jazz - Luke Kornet
Washngton Wizards - David Duke Jr.
I don’t get the Mavericks one
Too bad Memphis Depay doesn’t play basketball
Myles (Miles) Turner… how have I never noticed that?
Lmao David Duke Jr because David Duke was a KKK Grand Wizard
Todd Day also a good choice for Phoenix.
I guess these are all current players but Mike Muscala for Milwaukee when Buck Williams exists
dude really said Jabari Walker instead of Jaylen Trail-Blazer for Portland lmaoooo
JT Thor would probably be better for the Thunder
Yeah and put Omari Spellman for the Magic
Feel like making the player list all time instead of current would make a lot more sense
Orlando has the easiest one possible in that scenario
Exactly, played for the Lakers in the 80’s, none other than Orlando Woolridge!!
I don’t get the Lakers one. Should be Austin Rivers I think. This would be a great off-season post
D’Angelo / Los Angeles
Peyton Pritchard and the Celtics (leprechauns)
Thank you so much for this
Freeman Liberty is wild
This is GOLD.
I feel like Adebayo suits New Orleans better.
Fuck that’s good
You just created this list so you could get us at the wizards loo