Take Jordan Poole’s 1 for 16 night to remember, flail around until you get gifted 15 free throws, finish the game with respectable numbers. 82 games later you’re the MVP. Then fake your annual playoff injury, lose in the second round, chose a scapegoat to fire or trade, hire his replacement, enter the new season proclaiming that this time it will be different when Embiid is finally healthy. Rinse and repeat