Amen to than man’s priesthood
What a nothing league, not only no fans but also no news on what happened? Isn’t anyone curious? Why did he leave? If this happened in any other league we would have an answer after TWENTY FOUR HOURS….?!
He had the diarrea walk.
He had to take a break due to German labor law
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had to take a shit obviously
That’s the least urgent pooping emergency I’ve ever seen, he’s strolling and even stops to play a pass.
Maybe he played it really cool
Maybe cause business already done, just need a change
Makes me wonder if something serious happened to a family member and a staff member just told him from the sidelines. He looks distracted/sad. If he left the field to take a shit then it must be one hell of an urgent shit and I don’t think he would just walk slowly down the tunnel. The way he left the field didn’t look like he planned on coming back again to me
Sometimes moving slowly is your best defense. One clinch of the abdomen and you have an explosion
Eric Dier
Is he already pissed
Puncheon special
Mit Stolz und Leidenschaft. 🔵⚪️
Anyone who ever came close to shitting themselves at least once in their lives, knows that this is not one of those cases. You don`t just casually walk away when you feel it coming, you run for your dear life
Tbf your best bet is to walk off, doesn’t arouse suspicion and doesn’t force any unintentional pressure that may cause a tragic explosion
it aroused a little bit of suspicion
Well sometimes if you run you’ll relax the muscles and release it all, gotta have that super focus.
As someone who is probably one of the top global experts on shitting yourself, having suffered from an a degeneration of parts of my intestine causing me to shit at rapid speed with warning times ranging from zero to one minute and this to shit myself at least once a week for two years, sometimes you walk and sometimes you run.
It depends on what’s going on internally when the shit strikes, sometimes legging it will trigger sphincter release but sometimes it won’t.
Always check your poop. It hosts many signals of your overall digestive health.
You have ibs? Crohns?
This is so true it hurts to read.
a shitter crowning himself as a top global shitter
This guy shits
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There was once I was doing a beep test in school. I was rather fit, and was able to stay in the test until I was one of the last few left. That also meant that I was pretty drained at that point.
However, when one’s got to go, one’s got to go. I bolted out of there at what was probably my personal best in 100m up till that point straight to the throne.
yep I don’t know if there’s a good clip of it but last season Waldemar Anton had to do this. To add to the situation our stadium is (still) being renovated so the tunnel is at a corner of the pitch and he plays central defender so he just ran over almost the full pitch out of nothing.
Also our home jerseys are mostly white.no, if i wait too long i have to waddle to the toilet or my street will hear my farts and possibly more
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I was about to say that. He just kind of did it. No running was involved… well, the kind that runs down your leg was.
Eric Dier knows
He didn’t do the walk
Funnily enough, that happened to a player from Stuttgart not too long ago
I’m surprised someone with a history of being so dedicated and committed would quit in the middle of a game like that.
dedicated and committed
As a Schalke fan, I’d like to say a thing or two about that. He left us to go to Wolfsburg!
As a Wolfsburg fan, I’d like to say a thing or two about that. He left us to go to PSG!
(This is where it stops, because there are no PSG fans left.)
Was it a game though? There was only half a dozen fans there. Dude probably thought he was at a training session and dived off early to get to the showers first!
To be fair to him, he was a good professional last season at Benfica.
He loved being here and everyone liked him, he left on a very good note. He was injured often and was clearly out of it mentally, it was very clear there was a mental block when you watched him play. Nothing suggests he wasn’t a committed and dedicated professional though.
Probably needed a big poo
good I hope all these guys are fucking miserable
Why?
Most committed former high-profile player in the UAE
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