There’s a joke about sex in here somewhere…

While some earbuds may advertise to be sleep safe, no actual doctor would ever recommend sleeping with anything in your ear for what I hope would be obvious reasons. At your own risk.

I’m not an expert but I don’t think you should wear that when sleeping

Ok

Sleep on something hard and wonder why it hurts???

If you’re looking for magic or medical advice, we have none. It seems…trivial.

I stubbed my toe and now my toe hurts.

Fall asleep whilst listening to the soundtrack for ‘The Omen’, or it doesn’t count