• oppy1984@lemm.ee
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    22 hours ago

    Seeking the position of Secretary of Defense.

    Qualifications.

    1. I’ve watched every Rambo movie.
    2. I would be the best SecDef, everyone says so.
    3. Being able to call myself SecDef would be cool.
    4. No drinking problem.

    And just upload that to signal annnnd send.