They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
The illegitimate son of Puyi and rightful Emperor of Ghyna… Or that’s just what his business card says.