• perestroika@lemm.ee
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    19 hours ago

    If he continues ruling like that, he’s going to need more floor space. :)

    If it were another house, I’d recommend a statue of a small crowd of Soviet citizens heroically overwhelming a man who missed Brezhnev with a pistol. The statue should be equipped with audio, so if a visitor approaches, the audio should play and multilingual translations should run on a screen, narrating the approximate dialogue:

    <bang>
    you missed him
    <bang>
    really poor shot
    <bang>
    hey, let me try
    <bang>
    give me the gun
    <bang>
    you're wasting ammo, give me the damn gun
    <bang>
    stop resisting, I will take the gun from you now
    

    (sadly it’s based on an anecdote, no such historical event has occurred)