That’s Jimmy Pickle for ya

The article quotes Newton as saying “I made an ode to myself”. I wasn’t sure if he just used the word wrong, or actually wrote a song or poem about himself just for that occasion.

Turns out the article was wrong, and Newton actually says “oath”. But I liked the idea of him making an ode to himself over that.

Isn’t there a fee for changing numbers in the NFL? Something about jersey sales?

I say this every time something about him gets posted, I MISS CAM.

Also a/o to jimmy clausen for being so bad we got Cam.

I thought Clausen was going to be so good lol

Biggest L on “falling for the hype” I think I’ve ever had. Maybe second to Sebastian Telfair

Who here members when Mil Kiper said he’d retire if Clausen wasn’t a successful NFL QB? I member.

Jokes aside, isn’t this more likely because if jimmy changed his number he’d have to buy the inventory of existing jerseys?

Why are people shitting on clausen for this? If my team drafted a dude #1 overall to replace me I’d make him pay out the ass to take my number.

Cam is like, you know how many old lady clothes and hats I can buy with 1 Million?

I’ll never forget when this dude started a game for the Bears against the Hawks and they punted on literally every single drive of the game.

Jimmy’s response to Cam? “Kiss the rings” https://images.app.goo.gl/No1shL3Za2vF5vuL7

Still waiting for Kiper to retire, like he said he would if Clausen isn’t good.

lol dude has always been such a fucking joke. of course he’s now a “real estate developer”

I remember hearing something about that so yeah I believe it.

Mad respect from Cam on this one.

This whole things just reads as “two assholes interact, assholery ensues”