Kirk, Bones and Scotty had the fish, Spock had the lasanga
Star Trek TOS, Season 3 Episode 1.5: “All at One Pantsuit”
Scotty: “Blast me bagpipes! Me eyes haven’t seen an outfit that tasteless since Starbase 41 back when I was on the Faerie Queene!”
Bones: “Jim, if we don’t replace Spock’s clothes soon, we’ll all be dead before we know it.”
Kirk: “Mr. Spock, for the safety of this entire crew, I’m ordering you to change your clothes immediately.”
The one dude that never feels the edibles.
This calls for air guitar!
When a problem comes along, you must whip it!
Mr. Spock was, of course, the first contestant eliminated from the air guitar competition. Why he was there in the first place is anybody’s guess.
He was waiting to receive the invisible guitar, as was the logical assumption for the competition.
That’ll be hard to top
Haha had the exact same thought
Mr. Spock smugly reminds the others he thought the fish smelled off
The answer to “who farted” became painfully obvious, as there was only one person left standing in the room.
A fact which no one dared to call out, bc of the “who smelt it dealt it” rule of stardate 29031.4.
Superpussy
Before the Vulcan neck pinch there was the Vulcan crotch kick.
When the synchronized bluetooth headsets haven’t synced with yours yet and the playlist is hitting everyone hard
Spock didn’t have much of a reaction the orgasm gun
Unexpected Orgazmo.
According to Spock, Vulcan digestive systems do not respond as harshly to the annual chilli cook-offs
Rock out with your Spock out!
When I get the AUX at work.
