A new company backed by Lance Armstrong just raised $4 million dollars to track your stool and urine using artificial intelligence.
  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
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    3 days ago

    We should have like a lever to tell the toilet who is shitting

    Or just an extra upward facing camera.

    Kids in 2050: “Everybody knows the myth that no two buttholes look alike is just an urban legend to convince you to reverse image search your butthole against the TOTO leak of 2034.”